Not Exactly: Archive

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Dec 31st

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Metacritic gets it right for the lulz →

Dec 27th

Grades for last semester

hipsterrunoff: English B+ Introduction to Psychology C+ (shoulda studied more) Freud B Organic Chemistry F Tumblology A+ Cumming in my hand A+ Viral Marketing B- Operations MGMT C-

Dec 27th

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Dec 23rd

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“For you my friend, the naked seduction…… A dream land dance your...”

– Naked Seduction 永恒的诱惑 The day I understand Bai Ling is the day I go completely insane, as I went insane in November 2001.

Dec 23rd

SANDRA LEE IS SO AWFUL

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BITCH IS STILL ON THE FOOD NETWORK

Dec 20th

TYRA BANKS/AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL SHIT

INTERNET MEME OR SMARTASS COMMENT OR PICTURE HERE BLOG LIKE A PARODY OF YOURSELF DAY I’M TRYING, DAMN IT

Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Goodbye Miami Tumblrs

I’m moving home and looking for a job somewhere, anywhere but, well, North Carolina. It’s sudden, yes—technically I should’ve been writing this letter in February instead of now—but I hated the job I was placed in for various reasons, mainly because of the way I was treated and the way the system worked. If anything, my bad job experience taught me one thing: I...

Dec 19th

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Facebook | No Rick Warren at Obama Inauguration →

Dec 19th

I saw this in USA Today and ripped out the... →

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

The best of Not Exactly: The thrilling conclusion... →

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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The best of Not Exactly: The campaign to give... →

Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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“why do you think there is no DISNEY store in the most obvious place to have one?”

– Miami International Airport - Miami, FL 33159 Sorry bb, Disney is in Orlando, not Miami. That’s why there’s a ginormous Cafe Bacardi shop in MIA.

Dec 17th

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand - Wikipedia, the free... →

OH LAWD WRY The first video game was awful!

Dec 17th

“With Tyler Hansbrough’s 26-point performance against Oral Roberts on...”

– University of North Carolina Tar Heels Official Athletic Site I’ll pass.

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

“Carrying this further, since Mariah has miraculously managed some staying power...”

– JABOOTU the bad movie dimension » Blog Archive » Glitter Celebrity Marriage ploy—done! “Who’s-The-Father” pregnancy—getting there Celebrity Divorce—YES PLZ “That Bastard!”—I hope Redbook—done! Christmas album—does Christmas musical sans...

Dec 16th