May 2008
“best single 2008—deadmau5 ‘not exactly’ 1st place”
– Beatport Music Awards 2008 | Beatportal
April 2008
“In interviews with the New York Daily News and FHM, Bai has said she is...”
– Bai Ling - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia what. the. hell.
Hell's Kitchen The Game →
ugliest and pointless reality tv show game ever. i’d rather play american idol karaoke.
“That being said, this wedding won’t happen. Mimi should marry a Russian...”
– She Can Do Better | Dlisted exactly!
Shop Boyz LIVE at Mansion | Sunday, May 4 →
WRYYYYYYYYY
Ja Rule at Mansion | Friday, May 2nd 2008 →
i’d rather decapitate myself.
this just in
jay manuel on trl. antm does not need a plug with the ratings it gets on the CW. also, his new makeup line. (he still does makeup?)
youtube’s down (for me anyway), i have yet another freakin’ roommate 2.5 weeks before the school year ends and i’m being accused of being mean by a classmate of mine. it’s a good life!
“The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce for TLC is not a reality show,”...”
– Jennifer Lopez’s New Series ‘Not a Reality Show’ - PEOPLE TV Watch which is a documentary…still based on reality. just not the hills reality. right?
“You may recognize Chiba from ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme…[T]he bitch has...”
– One Eye Willie Flashes Her Poak Chops + Butter Beans | CRUNK + DISORDERLY wow, byata was right about that girl being the devil!
“A few weeks ago, I got secretly sucked into Girlfriends, which was on at like 1...”
– Go Fug Yourself: Fugfriends which is why i hated it.
Gary Dourdan Knows How To Party | Dlisted →
and i loved him! :(
i went to officemax.
i bought a cumbersome piece of posterboard. i was next in a line waiting for an ink cartridge purchase. a register opened. the manager, holding a panera bread cup, just pointed at me as if i was a fucking airplane. no wonder the woman at the newly opened register was so pleased to see me. her manager’s a dick.
tuneage: A Tribe Called Quest - Da Booty...
“KHIA (pronounced K-eye-ya)”
– MySpace.com - Khia - ATLANTA, Georgia - R&B / Rap - www.myspace.com/khia wait, it’s three syllables? does she know how to pronounce her own name?
“Don’t ask me why Five Dimes is running around the desert murking folks in his...”
– THE FURY again? again? that last game he did was shit!
“Here’s the thing about f*** buddies: They’re great for one thing but really...”
– Longmeadow Rescue Ranch | House & Home Everywhere - DailyCandy huh?
hearts for dinner →
my new blog! because my old livejournal isn’t working right.
Miss Tina by Tina Knowles Fashion & Accessories,... →
(jaw drops)
Watchoh, look, it’s another brooks song!
“It’s hard to say, considering there has been no Boyfriend Drama. Claire is...”
– The Cycle 10 Lesbian - Page 12 - The CW Lounge - Message Boards there was nothing going on today and i decided to work on my paper. sorry! things wrong with this statement: dominique could be a lesbian even with a child. just because fatima had fgm doesn’t mean that she doesn’t desire...
this just in: the soup has just passed a motion stating that dominique is a man. i guess he can’t win the competition now!
this will burn your eyes... →
it’s khia’s boobs!
“It’s you and the identical twin brothers. Suddenly, they remove all your clothes...”
– Ailanto’s Spring Collection | Fashion Miami - DailyCandy you’re still not witty dailycandy.
Reserve a Spot in Heaven/Reserve a Spot in Hell |... →
nothing will ever top the asshole bleaching creme, but these links for photoshopped crap for the low, low price of 15.95 comes close.
so i was watching this clip, offered up by my local abc station, of foxy brown in a fort lauderdale court. i was like “this is going to be so much better than this mariah carey performance in times square for gma.” and i was right! mariah couldn’t hear where the music started or ended for “touch my body.” it sounded like this guy on youtube that does mariah carey...
Hello: I have the best style! →
um…i beg to differ…
“I always do, it saves time and I know what I want, and easy too, you can too,...”
– Hello: I did my own make up this is what dominique tells herself at home. except it’s in english.
why is not exactly updating so late?
i worked a table at a dinner serving wines. my mother was upset because it was volunteer work. oh, mom…
2 tags
“It’s kind of ridiculous that Dominique has lasted this long in the...”
– ANTM : Dominique Is Missing A Tooth!?
exactly. 50% of my heart belongs to her.
Watchedit: sorry, the uploader uploaded one version and called it another. take this song, which is correctly labeled, as apologies. will upload right version tomorrow.
Dude Crashes Bike on Google Street View →
cubicle17: To say this was impeccable timing would be an understatement. (via yewknee)
Teenage Love Affair (video) | The Official Alicia... →
bitch, you can’t be a gamma ray and at the pajama party! you’re gonna pay!
Star Jones Files for Divorce - TMZ.com →
YES
Hello: Hi did I just crowned for 2008's this... →
um, you did, um…
Spring 2008 Wedding Guide →
great. hold my hand as i plan my wedding, yeah?
Watchi’m very good at slacking off and dancing to songs i like before i go to bed.
i decided to delete the link since i’m not sure if i was violating the terms of service @ tumblr, but brazilian fart porn is real and it exists on redtube. we did not read this post.
