May 2008
S A V V Y FATTY! Whatchu BLIND? Need sum glasses... →
this may be the best food review i’ve ever read.
“Perhaps Two Girls and a Cupcake (ask a pervy friend, we can’t even begin to...”
– Two Girls and a Cupcake | Food & Drink Miami - DailyCandy and i still wonder why i read this stupid e-mail list and make fun of it on my tumblr.
Peddling ass + Miss Rap Supreme + Chiba = lulz. To this day, even.
“Fatima: Oh God, no. No, no. She’s not. And she admits it herself!...”
– Top Model’s Fatima Not Such a Haughty Hottie After All and watch whitney try to deny this.
“Yes we are coming to rescuer you from the darkness and bring you light and...”
– Hello: Me and my gangster team no. no you are not.
Rant cont.—actually rooted for Manchester instead of wishing death 2 AIG uniforms.
Manchester United won UEFA. If ESPN didn’t show their games EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE CHANCE THEY COULD during the tourney I would actua
“The OFFICIAL website of ANYA from ANTM Cycle 10!”
– ANYA ROZOVA because, i like, needed a web presence so i can stay grounded on earth and all because i felt like i was floating away and… (let me stop bullshitting.)
Pacific Time (re)Opens | Food & Drink Miami -... →
oh, count me in!
the picture (below, from yesterday) read: dear whitney thompson, are you a) a size 8 b) a size 10 c) a size 14 (ed. note: what. the. hell? how did this shit happen?) because in every fucking interview you do your weight keeps changing. what next, you’ll be a size Beluga Whale to appease Tyrant?
My oral surgery is wed. Advance warning.
“In a statement “Idol” winner Hicks said, “I am incredibly...”
– Playbill News: From Idol to Angel: Hicks to Make Broadway Debut in Grease as a human being that saw hicks’ win from a million miles away the season he was on (and never watched a single episode until that season’s finale), this scares me.
“Uh, MA totally did it first.”
– Too Much Nick he doesn’t watch the news too good?
“Q. Do you think the judging was fair?
A. Fatima, (Americas Next Top Model): It...”
– Interview with Fatima Siad from Americas Next Top Model Cycle 10 :: RealityWanted.com : Reality TV Casting Calls it is about politics. whoever tyrant wants becomes the winner, not whoever is the best model for the job. which may be a good thing. okay, i’ll stop with this. promise....
“Fatima: Me, Kat, and Lauren — one night went to the castle thing. We were trying...”
– Our Chat With ‘Top Model’ Finalists Anya, Whitney, and Fatima — The Cut: New York Magazine’s Fashion Blog have i told you that this girl is awesome?
“Anyway, I’m glad Anna Nicole Whitney won.”
– A Top Model Conspiracy Theory! | Dlisted that’s ironic, considering i called whitney that on my wordpress blog the other day.
“Some have wondered whether Thompson’s success had less to do with her...”
– Supposed “Plus-Sized” Girl Wins America’s Next Top Model i forget that she’s only a size 8*, which is an average sized-person. the 12-14s get all the work in plus-sized modelling. *wikipedia claims she’s a size 10. i’ll believe it when i see it.
whitney wins antm
it’s a cycle of renewal for her. from appearing on inserts for clothes in wal-mart to appearing for wal-mart. congrats fats and anya for not winning! y’all look so much better.
Hello: A gift for you for today, espacialy the... →
candy always helps the suffering. in the world of bai ling.
Fug Girls Handicap the Winner of ‘America's Next... →
my odds: whitney 3-1. anya 5-1. fats 5-2. this is all based upon spoilers and stuff.
“Nick and Mariah were very playful and on more than one occasion he carried her...”
– Mariah Daily Journal nick subsequently got hemorrhoids afterwards because mariah weighs more than the almighty himself—even when she’s slimmed down.
next week
someone cuts off their finger on hell’s kitchen! what is this, stealing plot lines from antm and proving that you’re a bunch of idiot chefs?
“I’m sorry but that BALENCIAGA BAG is straight FUG and not worth the $2000 price...”
– Promo Trail: Trina | CRUNK + DISORDERLY || WE CAN’T. i’m so happy i’m not alone.
Mariah Daily Journal →
lamest. mariah. carey. interview. ever.
newsobserver.com | Man's wife No. 3 comes forward →
(facepalm, apologizes to home state)
Hello: Can you find my foot? →
this, i think, has set ben & jerry’s back to the victorian era. poor hippies.
“The girl’s name Domanique \d(o)-mani-que, dom(a)-nique\ is a variant of...”
– Baby Name Domanique - Origin and Meaning of Domanique so i guess those “dom of the dead” name-callers were dead one when they called dom “doMANique.”
top model cycle 10 marathon today
i wish i could just stay in bed all day and eat sweets tucked inside my comforter while my ac is blasting, but since i have pre-travel errands to run, i can’t.
“I always kept candy on hand, and it’s really funny that they said that...”
– ‘America’s Next Top Model’ Q&A: Onward and upward for Dominique : Show Tracker : Los Angeles Times hey, a dominique day is a hell of a lot better than “what the fuck were you thinking mariah carey” day.
a heart nibbler comic: the princess fatima. «... →
this is what i’ve been working alongside notes for this past week. it took a while to get all the caps for this post and resize them. this is me at my best: observing pop culture and having fun with it and my wit.
