So I decided to finally watch this on the strength of this barcode, believe it or not.

Without writing anything triggery, this movie is about random events in 16th century India with people teaching other people things, a cruel(?) queen, a servant/consort/traveler person, a sexually lecherous prince, sex, an artist dude, more sex, soap opera style drama and ENDING VOICEOVER. It’s a very earth-toned movie, as you can tell.
Also, apparently, some guy from Lost is in this, but I haven’t seen a full season of Lost, so whatever.
