Fandom: Rick Santorum
“Rick bent over and took off his pants. His 4.2 inch meager meat pole flopped about in the air like a wet noodle, with his balls bouncing like Michael Jordan was slapping them against the court. His asshole was like a brown vagina. It’s immense ridges and mountains were as large as Mount Everest, and ridges as deeps as the Mariana Trench.”
idek. I never do.
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that imagery. noooo
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…….OHMYGOD.
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I’M SO WET RIGHT NOW
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thank
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The fact that I took a class on Planet Earth is doing wonders for my mental imagery. I’M OUT
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Grand finale.
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