This episode was about food courts and chicken livers and the guy who won the Next Iron Chef competition, but I’m really not familiar with his stuff (unlike the runner-up; I actually saw her cook in Miami). IDK, goatface was wrestling. I think I’ll let the captions help me out with what I want to express.

Um…it’s a grill that’s next door, and I don’t know if you can actually use that without permission.

Bobby Flay produces stuff…that’s all I know.

After this the new Iron Chef comes out with chicken livers, but whatever. Moving on.

re: an attempt at churros #whitepeople

Yes, that is fucking lemon juice in a spray bottle. If this guy wins I expect him to be the next Melissa D’Arabian.  (And that’s not a compliment.  Have you seen her show?  I swore it off when she said luncheon ham could substitute serrano ham in a dish.)

This has to be the 394,034th time she’s used “retro” in a sentence.  And yet:

You know, I randomly take screenshots of things, and here is a random screenshot.

Next week: food journalists who are mortified to be on this show! The best.

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