This episode was about food courts and chicken livers and the guy who won the Next Iron Chef competition, but I’m really not familiar with his stuff (unlike the runner-up; I actually saw her cook in Miami). IDK, goatface was wrestling. I think I’ll let the captions help me out with what I want to express.
Um…it’s a grill that’s next door, and I don’t know if you can actually use that without permission.
Bobby Flay produces stuff…that’s all I know.
After this the new Iron Chef comes out with chicken livers, but whatever. Moving on.
re: an attempt at churros #whitepeople
Yes, that is fucking lemon juice in a spray bottle. If this guy wins I expect him to be the next Melissa D’Arabian. (And that’s not a compliment. Have you seen her show? I swore it off when she said luncheon ham could substitute serrano ham in a dish.)
This has to be the 394,034th time she’s used “retro” in a sentence. And yet:
You know, I randomly take screenshots of things, and here is a random screenshot.
Next week: food journalists who are mortified to be on this show! The best.