FUCKERY AHEAD. REAL, GENUINE A++ FUCKERY. Also Giada. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
Tyra Mail! No, wait, not Tyra Mail.
This week the contestants actually go to the South Beach Wine & Food Festival!
This week the contestants are doing demos far away from the South Beach Wine & Food Festival’s main event. Unlike actual food demos, these people are doing these demos by themselves. Usually at the W&F Festival, there’s help from Florida International University hospitality students and others. So.
The show rigs these demos to go horribly wrong, because it’ll help the contestants with their issues! NO.
This is the same shit this show would do when they’d hand you an ingredient you didn’t like and you had to cook with it. Except, you know, with a demo, because it’s FUNNY!
You know what? Since none of this is particularly funny or interesting, here’s a list of the crap they did to the contestants this episode.
- Blender isn’t working
- Audio goes out for 30 seconds
- People walk out on Ippy
- Given the wrong ingredients
- Misplaced ingredients/items
- Wrong time cues
Whatever, here’s Giada.
On a concluding note, here’s Justin’s WTF dish that totally got a pass this week.
THEY’RE NOT EVEN NACHOS.
I can’t wait for Political Animals because it gives me an hour (for two weeks!) to not attempt to punch things.