Who won Food Network Star?
Under the cut, but I saw this coming last week—nay, earlier.
What I’ve learned this season on Food Network Star is that even if you’ve been on a Food Network show before, “strain” Kisses while they’re still wrapped in foil, put lemon juice in a bottle and call yourself a ~rebel, you’ll win FNS because this network.
Also, something happened to Martie and she wasn’t in the final three, or something, which, you know, what was the point of her making a pilot in the first place.
Until next year, when two people who claim they are the “Network” select another white guy who’s a twat for a Food Network show because ~trends, let’s enjoy the radio silence.
