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axelrod:

Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Great thing on the Internet or greatest thing?
Also if you could all start calling me “Natural Light”, that’d be great

I’ll call you Natural Light as long as you call me by mine - The Incident.

I can call you Natural Light, because that’s a good name.  The Incident is good too.  Mine?  The Deltoid.  Fucking lame.

Holy shit.  Mine is The Back End.  That’s fantasic.

bow down bitches.  i am danny tan-ner.

No surprise - I am Last Call.

I’m…The Position.  Don’t ask.