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But let us say for the sake of argument that I have buried in the desert a nuclear bomb, jacketed with a sthousand copies of a holy book. Perhaps it is the Qur’an. Zen ze bomb is connected to a gigantic complex of computer designed to detonate the bomb IF AND ONLY IF a ribbon is cut celebrating the opening of, let us say, a new mosque. Then, as far as ze Muslims know one sthousand Qur’an will have exploded because their actions caused it therefore according to the Qur’an the Jihadists WILL HAVE TO ATTACK THEMSELVES. IT VILL VERK! MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!

But let us say for the sake of argument that I have buried in the desert a nuclear bomb, jacketed with a sthousand copies of a holy book. Perhaps it is the Qur’an. Zen ze bomb is connected to a gigantic complex of computer designed to detonate the bomb IF AND ONLY IF a ribbon is cut celebrating the opening of, let us say, a new mosque. Then, as far as ze Muslims know one sthousand Qur’an will have exploded because their actions caused it therefore according to the Qur’an the Jihadists WILL HAVE TO ATTACK THEMSELVES. IT VILL VERK! MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!

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