Except for this set up for a “commercial” on the wasteland that is the Food Network and this next moment under the cut, I’m going to just skip to the pilots. Let’s be real, none of us really care about that sandwich dude that somehow has ratings on the Food Network. I’m guessing that’s because he’s a dude and that’s pretty much it.

Also, I apologize for this existing. No one should use really salty lunch meat and pretend it’s like Serrano ham. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with luncheon meat, but it’s not Serrano ham. The end.

Pictures are fucking delicious, yo.

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